Master of Three Worlds

Chapter 59 Past and Present

On the way back, Ji Han had already taken Haha baby to a heinous level. He ordered Shao Yuan to hold Haha with one hand and support its hanging feet with the other hand—not only could he not walk on his feet, he could even Natural sagging is afraid of stretching.

In fact, the man feels in his heart that he can't spoil him like this, but he can't hold back Ji Han.He found that Ji Han was probably spoiled by the Three Realms, and he was not very reasonable. As long as he started to reason seriously, Boss Ji was immediately frustrated, and he had no choice but to surrender.

"Don't always give Haha raw meat, go back and buy a fresh pork rib, and make soup for Haha." Ji Han said while thinking.

Shao Yuan twitched the corner of his mouth, and said honestly: "Haha doesn't like cooked meat, and it's not suitable for taking too much water. It would be a waste of time to cook soup for it."

Ji Han took a deep breath, stopped and pressed the fire and said: "I repeat, Haha is my dog, I want to give it the greatest care, if you really love me, you should love me like you love me dog."

The man felt that this guy was unreasonably annoying, so he also took a breath, lowered his voice and said: "I'll repeat it again, I love Haha no less than you, but the way you raise it is wrong, you should listen to my opinion. "

Ji Han raised his eyes immediately, "Why are you so cruel?"

The man also stared wide-eyed, "Why am I so vicious?"

"You lowered your voice!" Ji Han clenched his fists to control his anger, and roared: "A male animal's lowered voice is a threat and a warning! Don't think that you are the only one who understands everything in this world!!"

After he finished speaking, he clenched his fists and turned away angrily, leaving Shao Yuan in a state of embarrassment hugging a ninety-pound dog-like creature, speechless.

The man struggled to push Haha's hair away with his face, and said to Ji Han's back, "Wait for me!"

The alley was deep and quiet, and there was a sneer from Boss Ji, accompanied by a lost voice, "I want a gourd to be quiet, don't come to provoke me."

Seeing the figure rushing into the depths of the alley and disappearing at the other end of the barrier, the man let out a long sigh.

"If this person doesn't make sense at all, I'll forget if I'm mad." He said to himself angrily.

Haha Gou, who watched the whole process of the young couple's quarrel, was at a loss, gave a cautious "ow" and pawed at Shao Yuan's collar.

The man then took a deep breath and said gently, "It's true that you are arguing about your affairs, but you have done nothing wrong, so don't blame yourself."

Haha: "Woo--"

"Good—" the man took a deep breath, looked at the place where Ji Han disappeared, his eyes softened again.He walked home slowly while hugging Haha and said: "I know this growing pain is very painful, especially for us... When I was your age, I was in tears every day. But after that It will be fine."

"Oh?" Haha raised his head, a glint of hope flashed in his eyes.

The man smiled connotatively, "Because in a long life, there has been much more profound and heavy pain than this. What is this?"

Ha ha:"…………"

In the silent alley, suddenly there was a dog's aggrieved howl.Ji Han heard it from the other side of the enchantment, pulled the loudspeaker at home with one hand and shouted: "Don't you hurry up and bring Haha back, what are you doing outside?!"

Shao Yuan felt a little helpless, and he quickened his pace and asked in a low voice: "Has your boss always been so angry?"

Haha nodded and shook his head, with confusion in his eyes.

Ji Han has always had a bad temper, but it is almost never before that he gets angry and yells—for others, he hits people whenever he is dissatisfied.So it's hard to say whether he is restrained towards Shao Yuan or more tempered than others.

Haha suddenly tilted his head, "Oh?"Shao Yuan glanced at it, and replied in a low voice: "You think of me too weakly. I have been waiting for him for thousands of years, and I like everything about him."

Haha suddenly tilted his head, leaned on the man's shoulder very sweetly, and hummed emotionally.

The man paused, and his voice cooled down, "You're enough. It's an adult's business, you just grown-up cub, don't make a fool of yourself."

"Ow."

In the evening, the man admitted his cowardice, cooked pork bone soup for Haha for two hours, and brought it to the yard in a large casserole that was comparable to a horse spoon.Haha circled the casserole twice, sat down sadly, and looked at the man.

Is it just soup?

May I choose some meat?

Shao Yuan glanced back at the room, Ji Han was slumped on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and he didn't pay attention to this side.So he leaned closer to Haha, lowered his voice and whispered quietly: "You forced me to drink half of the pot. I will serve you a plate of raw meat later."

Haha, I was a little desperate when I heard the words - it doesn't need to take too much water.To drink such a big pot of soup, how many trips to the toilet have to be made.It doesn't want to move, its legs hurt.

Shao Yuan patted it on the head, gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay, later I'll ask Fenghuang to order takeaway from the world and buy some cat litter. You just pee in the nest, and call me to clean up after you finish peeing."

This is too disrespectful.Haha thought with tears.

The man sighed and said resolutely: "There is no way, neither of us is at the top of the food chain in this family. As long as it can make your boss happy, it doesn't matter if we feel wronged."

Haha reluctantly nodded, and began to try to drink soup with a sigh.

Shao Yuan worked hard all night, and finally got everything done at home. When he returned to his room, he saw Ji Han sitting on the sofa in a daze.He didn't know what happened, his eyes were a little blank, and there was a trace of confusion and trouble.

The man went up to touch his head, "What's the matter? Are you still unhappy?"

"No." Ji Han slowly turned his eyes back from the nothingness in the air, glanced at Shao Yuan, and sighed softly.

"What's the matter?"

Ji Han replied: "I fell asleep just now, and when I woke up, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable. Is my attitude towards you particularly bad recently? Hey, I don't know what's going on. I've been very upset recently. , and always have some messy dreams at night."

Boss Ji, who is unruly and self-willed, sat on his sofa with his legs crossed, reflected for a while, looked up at the man and said, "Take care of me, I don't know what's going on with me."

Shao Yuan smiled, his brows and eyes were full of tenderness.He sat next to Ji Han and hugged him, and said, "Your attitude is not good? Are there still gentle people in the world?"

Ji Han blushed all of a sudden, pushed him a little speechlessly and said: "It's too exaggerated to say irony, it makes me feel uncomfortable all over."

The man laughed loudly, turned his head and kissed him on the cheek, and said in a low voice: "To be a gourd, the most important thing is to be happy, don't think about it so much. The three worlds say you are selfish and willful. Although I know that you are not like that in nature, but I'd rather they were telling the truth, because it would be so much easier for you."

"Me?" Ji Han was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly said: "I'm very relaxed. Because you are the person I like, I think a little more. If it were someone else, I would care so much about him?"

The man laughed very well, "So, you are the most gentle person in the world. At least for me."

Ji Han looked away, and after a while he let out a long sigh.

"Shaoyuan."

Shao Yuan put his arms around him, "Huh?"

"You are indeed a very attractive person." Ji Han said honestly: "It is no wonder that there are so many gods and spirits in the Three Realms who admire you, and it is very comfortable to be with you."

The man laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up on the sofa, and said, "Can you not add sweet dates to the big stick, scold me for being a wolf, and praise me hard for a while. Can you be more sincere when making a gourd?"

Ji Han sighed melancholy, "I'm very sincere."

While having breakfast the next day, the two received emails from the heavens almost at the same time.

Usually acquaintances come to contact by text messages, and those who send emails are usually small officials who handle external affairs in the heavenly realm.Ji Han clicked on it, and sure enough, it was the god who was preparing for the heaven ceremony, and sent him an invitation letter.

——[Dear Boss Ji: Thank you for your selfless devotion to the heavens.Tomorrow night, Tianjie will hold the annual stargazing dinner, and you are sincerely invited to attend the banquet in style.Location: White Jade Temple.If you confirm to attend the banquet, please reply Y to this email, and we will reserve VIP seats for you and your partner. 】

Ji Han snorted, "These petty officials in the Heaven Realm are also learning different things now. They are not Chinese and foreign, and they are really bad."

Shao Yuan smiled and said: "I have received it too. Sure enough, the news that we are together has been spread all over the world. In this kind of official emails, the other party uses the word 'partner' grandiosely. It seems that the atmosphere of Tianjie has become more open in recent years than before. Quite a lot, it can be regarded as a kind of progress.”

"How dare they have any opinion on the two of us?" Ji Han pouted, threw his phone on the table, and said lightly while sucking and drinking porridge: "But they are very open-minded this year. They actually invited me. It’s rare, it’s too rare. In the past, they wouldn’t come to me for this kind of thing, and when they came to ask for something, they always put a smile on their faces, and they always annoyed me to death behind their backs.”

Seeing Ji Han bowing his head to drink the porridge, Shao Yuan only left the back of his head for him, and felt that Ji Han's mouth was heartless, but he looked a little lonely.

Ji Han chewed two pieces of the man's pickled radishes, and then pretended to be casual and said: "You must often accept this kind of banquet invitations, probably because they knew we were together, so they brought me along."

As soon as he finished speaking, the man touched his head.There was a warm smile in the man's words, and he said: "Do you really care what those one-sided guys think of you? It's just a banquet, and the gods in the heavens are so idle that grass grows on their heads, they will hold one every now and then. If you Curious, let's go and have a look together."

Ji Han snorted, lowered his head and drank half a bowl of porridge before saying: "Then you reply, and take my share."

The man smiled and said, "Okay."

The invitation letter said "go to the appointment chicly", Ji Han didn't know what chic was, so he chose the clothes he usually wears after deliberation.The couple style windbreaker that Shao Yuan bought for him before is very versatile, if you put it on outside and look in the mirror, it may indeed be considered "chic".

The two rode a phoenix to the Heaven Realm, signed with the ceremonial officer, and ran in front of the White Jade Temple, only to see that more than half of the immortal officials had already arrived, and everyone sat leisurely on their seats, kowtowing sunflower seeds and chatting.

Shao Yuan lowered his head slightly, and asked in Ji Han's ear: "How about it, is it the same as those boring banquets on TV in the human world?"

Ji Han sighed, "In the current world, it is true that the family of immortals is not immortal, and the family of gods is not godly. There is a crooked everywhere, full of mobs."

Shao Yuan nodded, "In the past few hundred years, this decadent trend has intensified, and I also feel this deeply."

Ji Han looked at the undisciplined gods sitting behind the two rows of long tables, and said with pouted lips: "I really doubt that if Chi You really came out to make trouble, would these guys be able to block it for even a long time."

The man didn't say anything, just sighed lightly, and put his arms around Ji Han's waist.

The two were about to look for the so-called "VIP Couple Luxury Seats" on the label when they heard a seasoned and steady voice behind them.

"Are you Mr. Shao and Boss Ji?"

When Ji Han turned his head, he saw an old fairy with white beard and hair.Ji Han squinted his eyes, tried to recall, and remembered that this was probably an old god who managed the weapons of the heavens.About 50 years ago, he knocked on an order for two ancient artifacts. The expression of the old god's kidney pain at that time was very impressive.

So Ji Han smiled and bent his eyebrows, and greeted him tactfully: "Shangshen Bingshu, long time no see."