Pirates: People are in the North Sea, so long as Lu Fei becomes king

Chapter 320 The topic of men, Crocodile eavesdropping

Shi Ji: "Not much, only about [-] cups. After drinking for a while, I go to pee, and after drinking for a while, I go to the toilet. Grandma, I was toasted by Brother Wang Zhi's subordinates just now. I didn't dare to drink much. I just escaped by urinating to find you."

Merdis couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

Shi Ke bared his teeth and looked at Merdis with a bad expression.

"What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?"

"As long as you are willing to drink some wine with Shi Ji, I won't be able to drink for a few hours? Who am I, Shi Ji? I am the famous Shi Qianbei."

"Grandma, if you come, I'll have to make you a thousand cups."

Shi Ji gave Merdis a casual look, as if he was complaining that Merdis was not interesting enough.

Merdis spread his hands, and said: "You know, I didn't like lively scenes 12 years ago. Unless it was an occasion where I had to appear, I didn't participate in banquets at all. Today, 12 years later, I am naturally like this gone."

Skee was lying on his side, resting his elbows on Barrett's thighs, and supporting his face with his hands.

"It's still more comfortable like this, Merdis, you can try it too, Barrett is really a natural soft pillow." Shi Ke said comfortably.

Merdis smiled evilly and said, "Shiji, you are wrong, women are natural soft pillows."

Crocodile, who was woken up by the two but still chose to pretend to be asleep, let out a sound in his heart, saying that these two big men are really shameless, after all, they are still the leader of Pirate King and the three legendary pirates.

I don't even know how to be shy!

It's really shameless to say such frivolous words in front of a sleeping person like her!

Shi Ji snorted softly, laughed badly, and said: "I said Merdis, you are wrong too. Women are not pure natural soft pillows, real natural soft pillows are those with big breasts and A woman with no clothes on, that's a soft pillow."

Merdis was also a virgin in his previous life, so he was naturally interested in talking about such an interesting thing now.

Seeing Merdis' beaming look, Shi Ke himself became interested.

"Tell me, Shi Ke, what kind of woman has big breasts?" Merdis asked with a smile.

Shi Ji opened his mouth and said, "In terms of big breasts, I'm afraid the giants have this capital."

Merdis said: "You and I are the most ordinary people. Are you looking for a giant wife because you want someone to cuckold you?"

Shi Ji disdainfully said: "Who dares to cuckold me Shi Ji? Hmph, I will be invincible in the world, let me see who dares to cuckold me!"

Merdis immediately applauded, applauding Shiji's domineering speech.

Shi Ji said leisurely: "I'll be honest, even if I marry a giant wife, if I don't touch her, even if she's in love, she won't be allowed to cuckold me."

"Otherwise, hehehe, I will definitely kill all the nine generations of relatives and friends of the person who cuckolded me, expose the corpse to the port of Hive Island, make it into a mummy, and send people to escort it to parade around the world."

Merdis's applause grew louder.

Nothing more, just because what Shi Ke said was really good.

In Merdis' previous life, many people, regardless of gender, cuckolded their wives or husbands.

But the adulterer and adulterer were caught, and some people who were cuckolded did not dare to do it.

It's like when Wu Dalang caught the rape, but he was beaten up instead.

In a word, bully honest people.

If those people had Shi Ji's temper, I'm afraid they would have made people bleed a long time ago.

It's a pity that people with a temper are a minority after all.

After those weak and honest people were raped, they found their wives and mother-in-laws, but they were ridiculed by their father-in-law and said that he was not a man. If the honest people filed for divorce, they might refuse to return the exorbitant bride price.

After all, it means that honest people suffer a lot, spend money to marry a second-hand person and still have to be cheated, and even if cheated, they will be ridiculed...

Heck, far away.

Merdis looked at Shi Ji and said, "You are already 50 years old, when are you going to find a wife?"

Shi Ji shook his head and said, "There's no rush, you haven't planned to find someone to marry, Merdis, we can continue to talk about these things in the future."

Merdis didn't understand what Shi Ji said, and said again: "But if you don't get married, you may not even have any descendants."

Shi Ji shook his head slightly, expressing that he would not listen to Merdis' bastard chanting.

Merdis sighed and started drinking.

Shi Ji said, "What did we talk about just now?"

Merdis: "Woman."

"Yes, yes, woman, woman." Shi Ji smirked, "What is a woman? They are clothes, and brothers are siblings. You see, Shi Ji never looks for women, because I am afraid that your brother will be unhappy. ?"

Merdis leaned back, and said lightly, "I'm just asking you, a woman with long legs, big breasts, a pretty face, and a good figure. I'm just asking if you want it?"

Shiji: "You really don't know me too well. I, Shiji, am a gentleman. I have never cared about these things!"

What Shi Ke said was so loud that even Merdis was stunned for a moment.

He really didn't expect that Shi Ji was not interested in women, and even said something like "not rare".

In the previous life, a woman with long legs, big breasts, a pretty face and a good figure was really cute.

This kind of woman can attract countless licking dogs with a wave of her hand.

Unexpectedly, Shi Ji was indifferent!

Shi Ke: I only have Merdis in my heart, otherwise, why would I always propose marriage to Merdis in my dreams?That's right, I, Shiki, only have Merdis in my heart!

After firming up his inner thoughts, Shi Ji said again: "Merdis, what kind of woman do you like?"

Merdis pondered for a while, and said: "Dragon is not destroyed, why do you call it a family? Before I wiped out the Tianlong people, I would never think about starting a family."

Shi Ke smiled with satisfaction, and she liked Merdis' answer very much.

Shi Ji thought to himself: "Since Merdis doesn't have the idea of ​​starting a family for the time being, let's delay it for a while."

Merdis stretched his waist and said, "It's getting late, it's time to contact Zefa."

Shi Ke: "Okay, I'll contact him now."

Contact Zefa?

Isn't Zefa admiral?

The Pirate King and the Legendary Pirate Leader actually wanted to contact Admiral Zefa?

Crocodile, who was pretending to be asleep, looked dazed. She never thought that she, who was pretending to be asleep, would hear such explosive news.

"It's so fucking exciting. I, Crocodile, have never experienced such an exciting thing."

It's just that Shi Ji and Merdis didn't make a sound for a long time.

Curiosity drove Crocodile to open his eyes, wanting to see what Merdis and Skee were doing.

However, Crocodile regretted it the moment he opened his eyes.

Shi Ji and Merdis were actually sitting a few meters away, staring at her leisurely.

"Two big brothers, me, me, me, I don't know anything, I just want to go to the toilet."