CIATB Chapter 204: Why do you need a knife to sterilize a snake? Just bring a toothpick!
Chapter 204: Why do you need a knife to sterilize a snake? Just bring a toothpick!
In a spacious and bright room, nine mysterious figures clad in black uniforms and fully armed formed a circle, emanating a chilling aura.
At the center of this circle stood a massive solid wood table, upon which was placed a uniquely shaped and eye-catching capture box.
This capture box was no ordinary object; it was crafted from the latest special glass-metal, entirely transparent, with a hardness far surpassing ordinary steel. One could see inside from the outside, but the inside offered no view of the outside.
Inside the capture box, a white snake as thick as a thumb frantically struggled, attempting to push, bite, and ram... but it couldn't shake the capture box in the slightest.
Standing at the forefront of the group, Ah Fu, with a stern face and serious expression, began to speak: "Are the tools all prepared?" His voice was deep and powerful, echoing in the quiet room, sending chills down one's spine.
"Tiger, everything is ready," a bodyguard in black solemnly replied.
These men were Jun Yixian's bodyguards, and Ah Fu was their captain, known in the underworld as Black Tiger.
Ah Fu nodded, and under the gaze of the others, he pressed the switch of the capture box.
With a 'beep!', the lid of the capture box slowly opened, and the group warily watched the mutant inside.
Zhou Tian also reacted swiftly. The moment the lid opened, the enraged Zhou Tian immediately launched himself forward, but as soon as he poked his head out, he saw a group of vigorous and burly men glaring at him fiercely.
"Hiss (Hi)..." Zhou Tian awkwardly greeted.
Having only been reborn for a day, and only managing to eat a small mouse and steal two small fish fry, Zhou Tian, facing a group of tall and mighty men, had no chance of victory.
It could be said that Zhou Tian, in his current state, couldn't even defeat small animals.
Ah Fu, with a 'Black Tiger Heart Grab,' directly seized Zhou Tian's vital spot—his seven inches.
Zhou Tian struggled furiously, but the pain in his heart left him powerless.
"Damn it!" Zhou Tian cursed inwardly.
First, it was Gu Qinghan, then Jun Yixian, and now this Tiger guy, all grabbing his life gate. Did they really think he was made of clay?
Gu Qinghan was one thing, being a great beauty with soft and warm jade hands, so grabbing was acceptable.
But Jun Yixian and his subordinates, these two roughnecks dared to pinch his heart; absolutely unforgivable!
Zhou Tian vowed: Once he grew up, he would devour these two guys!
...
Ah Fu skillfully secured the white snake Zhou Tian, ensuring it couldn't escape.
Following that, Ah Fu slowly extended his thick and powerful right hand. Seeing this, his confidant immediately stepped forward, respectfully offering a sharp fruit knife.
Upon seeing the fruit knife in his hand, Ah Fu's face instantly turned gloomy. He widened his eyes and roared furiously, "A knife? You bunch of idiots, what do you need a knife for a snake neutering? Get a toothpick!"
Hearing this, the subordinate holding the fruit knife was immediately stunned, looking utterly bewildered.
He thought to himself: How can you perform neutering with a toothpick?
Another underling quickly reacted and hurriedly explained, "Tiger, sorry, we didn't prepare toothpicks."
Ah Fu frowned impatiently and waved his hand, saying in a deep voice, "Then what are you waiting for? Go buy some!"
Upon receiving the order, the underling was as if granted amnesty, darting out and disappearing through the door.
Hearing that these people wanted to neuter him, Zhou Tian was so frightened that his snake face turned pale, and his snake tongue was covered in sweat.
Jun Yixian was a devil, neutering a snake!
Without a suitable tool, Ah Fu didn't idle in the slightest. With a sharp gaze and agile movements, he tightly gripped Zhou Tian's snake head.
Ah Fu's hands were like iron pincers, firmly pressing down on the jaw joints on both sides of the snake's head, temporarily preventing the white snake Zhou Tian from escaping. Then, he loudly commanded: "Quick! Get the pliers!"
Before his voice faded, the underling sitting across the table hastily acted, quickly finding the small pliers in the toolbox and swiftly handing them to Ah Fu.
Ah Fu took the pliers and looked intently at Zhou Tian's two small fangs!
"No... don't!" Zhou Tian struggled frantically with terrified eyes, even instinctively coiling his snake body around Ah Fu's thick and powerful arms, trying to escape Ah Fu's persecution.
However, Zhou Tian's resistance was as laughable as Zhou Tian himself. Zhou Tian's cries were merely the 'hissing' of a beast in Ah Fu's ears, completely insignificant.
"No—!" As Zhou Tian let out a miserable wail, two short and weak sharp teeth appeared in the trash can.
[Ding, the Child of Destiny, Zhou Tian, painfully lost his only offensive weapon—his not-so-sharp short teeth, severely affecting Zhou Tian's early development. Zhou Tian's mentality exploded, feeling immense grief, and Zhou Tian's luck value plummeted by 50,000. The host gains 500,000 villain points.]
The sudden system broadcast startled Jun Yixian, almost interrupting his output.
'Five hundred thousand, what a huge reward, thank you, Zhou Tian!' Jun Yixian felt great.
He casually slapped Gu Qinghan in front of him, causing Gu Qinghan to turn her head and glare at Jun Yixian with dissatisfaction.
The battle continued...
"Tiger, I've bought the toothpicks!" The underling ran in, breathing steadily.
Ah Fu nodded, unhurriedly shaking a toothpick out of the toothpick container.
Seeing this, Zhou Tian, who had been feigning death, immediately perked up, twisting his snake body and using all his strength to slowly escape in the opposite direction of Ah Fu.
In the next second, Zhou Tian was pinned down by two other burly men. Without teeth, Zhou Tian couldn't shake the protective clothing on the bodyguards even with frantic biting.
Ah Fu opened his phone and repeatedly watched introductory videos about the location of a small snake's ding-ding.
"Don't... don't come over here!" Zhou Tian shouted in horror.
But unfortunately, people didn't understand snake language and had no idea what Zhou Tian was barking about.
In the eyes of the bodyguards, it was just the futile struggle of a beast, completely lacking deterrence, and even somewhat amusing to watch.
However, they were all specially trained soldiers, and they wouldn't laugh unless they really couldn't help it.
Ah Fu watched it three times, then put down his phone and stabbed Zhou Tian randomly a few times, finally successfully completing the difficult task assigned by the young master.
Neutering a snake, although this task was somewhat outrageous, Ah Fu, as Jun Yixian's most loyal subordinate, still perfectly completed the task!
"..." Zhou Tian looked at the ceiling with a mental breakdown.
After being reborn as a snake, he regretted it!
He was just an ordinary person, usually afraid of this and that, swallowing his anger. Where had he ever seen such a battle?
Reborn as a snake, bound to a system, he thought the good days of high spirits had come, but before a day had even passed, he had encountered such treatment.
He might as well have died in the cesspool.
[Ding, the Child of Destiny, Zhou Tian, miserably lost his little brother, his mentality shattered, his heart filled with incomparable grief, his spirit collapsed, leaving two sad tears. Zhou Tian's luck value plummeted by 200,000. The host gains 2,000,000 villain points.]
The system broadcast sounded again, but having learned from the previous experience, Jun Yixian wasn't startled this time.
...
"Tiger, is this snake actually crying?" A bodyguard exclaimed.
"Nonsense, pulling teeth without anesthesia, you'd cry too," another bodyguard retorted.
"But aren't snakes cold-blooded animals?" The bodyguard who asked the question continued to ask.
"Cold-blooded animals still feel pain. With one pain after another, even if you changed it to a cockroach, it would cry," Ah Fu explained in a serious manner.
"I see, I understand," the bodyguard who asked the question nodded, seemingly understanding.
He certainly wouldn't care about a beast; he was just curious.
Ah Fu casually threw Zhou Tian into a large glass bottle filled with transparent liquid, closed the lid, glanced at the time, and said, "Alright, clean up the things. The task is complete; it's time for us to get off work."
"Tiger, shouldn't we take care of this mutant?" A bodyguard asked.
Ah Fu glanced at the glass bottle and said confidently, "No need. The bottle contains industrial alcohol. This snake won't last a few days. Let's go!"
Tiger had spoken, and the other bodyguards didn't say anything more. The snake's teeth had been pulled, its body had been poked with so many holes by toothpicks, and it had been placed in industrial alcohol. There was no way this snake could survive.
Off work! Off work!
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