Chapter 33 Provoking Datang
Chapter 33 Provoking Datang
Chapter 33 Provoking Datang
"What? What are you talking about? Tubo from a small land actually dare to challenge me, the great Tang Dynasty! Suning was a little surprised, and then walked into the Ganlu Hall.
However, the current situation in Datang is still very stable, and the northern Turks have not yet been resolved.
If you start a war with Tubo now, you will be easily besieged.
Inside the Tai Chi Hall!
Li Shimin looked at the Tubo envoy with a gloomy face.
"You Tubo Kingdom really want to go to war with my Tang Dynasty?"
The Tubo envoy was an old man with gray hair and a thin figure.
Hearing this, he twisted his beard and said with a sneer, "Our king likes to ask some weird questions to test others."
"When I came to the Tang Dynasty, he said that if you, the Tang Dynasty, don't want to go to war, that's fine, unless one of you can answer the three questions he asked."
Li Shimin asked: "If you have any questions, please come quickly."
If answering the question would prevent a fight, he would be more than willing to answer the question.
The Tubo envoy said: "The first question is that the two graves behind the house can't get off the cart or people?"
"What does that mean?"
Changsun Wuji frowned and said, "Are you kidding me? The two graves still can't leave people. I've lived for dozens of years, but I still can't penetrate."
The Tubo envoy said with a smile: "I have said it all, this is a weird question, as long as you answer it reasonably, you will pass the test."
"Why can't you push the car and walk on people?"
"wrong."
"why?"
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty suddenly showed a pensive look, which is completely incomprehensible.
Even Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui were puzzled at the moment, what was this all about.
Li Shimin thought that with so many ministers around, there should be no problem answering a few questions.
Unexpectedly, the first question stumped everyone.
At this moment, a voice sounded from outside the hall.
Everyone turned their heads and saw Suning walking in from the outside.
"Actually, it's very simple. It's a woman's..."
Suning ignored the eyes of civil and military officials, looked at the Tubo envoy and said, "Am I right?"
The Tubo envoy was a little surprised, but he still said calmly: "It depends on whether your explanation is reasonable or not."
The Tibetan envoy said with a smile: "Yes, it is such a simple question. I didn't expect that the civil and military officials of the entire court, including His Majesty the Tang Dynasty, could not answer it. You, a young man, can actually answer it, which surprises me."
Li Shimin sat up straight and said, "I want to declare that he is the Marquis of Xiaoyao, the most talented poet in the Tang Dynasty!"
"poet?"
The Tubo envoy showed surprise.
"What a poet, what a learned man"
"There are two more questions. If you can answer them and agree to hand over Pei Ji to Tubo, I will not pursue the death of the Tubo prince."
Suning smiled and said, "Say it!"
The Tubo envoy asked, "Why can a pig fly?"
The corners of Su Ning's mouth turned up, and he almost didn't laugh.
He also thought that the other party could ask some difficult questions.
Isn't this a brain teaser?
"Because let me think!"
"Yeah, this question is indeed a bit strange."
Li Shimin thought for a while and said, "Flying pigs, what a strange question."
"No, what's the problem!"
Changsun Wuji said: "Because it has wings!"
"Nor."
"why?"
Everyone is in trouble again.
The Tubo envoy looked at Suning again with a smile on his face.
"Boy, oh no, do you know why?"
Suning laughed and said: "It's so ridiculous that you dare to bring up such a child's problem!"
"This……"
(End of this chapter)
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