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The big black cow retracted his head and kindly reminded Lu Bai, "Old Lu, you urinate frequently, this is a sign of kidney deficiency."

"My kidney is deficient, sir, I haven't used it yet, why is it deficient." Lu Bai turned on the faucet again.

But the water pressure drops, and it is held back again, so it is not so easy to drain the water out again.

Gotta brew.

Da Hei Niu has rich experience outside and said: "This thing is destined by nature, it doesn't depend on how much you use it. Whether it is true or not can be seen from daily life. You may not feel it now, but when you use it, you will regret it. Bar."

Lu Bai believed in her evil, "Do you still have research on this?"

"That's right, when our big black cow chooses a husband and son-in-law in the future, we must choose someone who can do it, this is the standard." The big black cow couldn't help but poke his head again, "Hey, I heard that this is very comfortable, you It is said that there are brothels in this world, why is there no South Tower?"

"Go away, put your head back."

Lu Bai said angrily, "If you keep talking, I won't be able to pee out of your uncle."

"That's one of the signs it's not okay."

The big black cow retracted his head and said convincingly, "It is said in the book that psychological quality is very important when doing this. You must have the courage and confidence to not change your face when Mount Tai collapses in front of you. You bastard——I It’s not enough to take a look at it, so what’s the big deal.”

Lu Bai was convinced.

What the hell are these tiger and wolf words!

"Brother, I'm peeing!"

I don't know what kind of nasty things he dared to do in there.

"Pissing is the same as that thing, both use a crime tool." Da Hei Niu plausibly said.

She asked Lu Bai, "Old Lu, I heard that men's mouths can't be trusted. They generally offer [-]% off what they say, so I was thinking, you said I found several [-]% off, or is it better?" There are several [-]% discounts, win by quantity?"

"It's so difficult."

The big black cow muttered to himself, "Generally speaking, a long and handsome man may not be good, and a capable man may not be handsome. Hey, you said that I look for a handsome man during the day and a strong man at night. How about that?" ?”

Lu Bai gritted his teeth, "Get lost!"

Da Hei Niu was surprised, "Old Lu, you haven't peed yet? It seems that your kidneys are suffering from severe kidney deficiency."

Lu Bai put on his trousers, and kicked the big black bull first when he came out.

The big black bull kicked away, "Hey, you can't kick me."

Lu Bai waved, "Come here, I will never kick you."

The big black cow rolled his eyes, "Do you still think I'm that brat you tricked me into peeing farther than anyone else? Let me tell you, I've practiced peeing now, or else we'll compete."

"roll!"

Lu Bai was so cruel that her gums were about to bleed, "What the hell is wrong with you!"

"right."

Da Hei Niu remembered the business, she reminded Lu Bai again, "Today is Qiqiao Festival."

"Nonsense, I know!"

Lu Bai told Da Hei Niu that he must name Chou Yin, otherwise he would not mind trying the beef.

"My birthday!"

The big black cow patted his chest and asked: "As a good brother, you don't know?"

"Hey?"

Lu Bai was stunned.

He thought about it for a while, "Fuck you, uncle, your birthday is obviously on March 300th. At that time, you cheated me of a knife and lent me [-] taels of silver—"

Da Hei Niu waved his hand, "It's not important, the important thing is that it's my birthday today!"

Lu Bai originally wanted to say that 300 taels was very important, but when he heard that she was having a birthday again today, he couldn't help wondering, "What do you mean, did your mother give birth to you from March [-]th to July [-]th?" ? Then you're a fucking beast."

The big black cow retorted, "You are a beast—"

Lu Bai reminded him, "You have the blood of half a cow."

"That's half an animal at most!" Da Hei Niu corrected Lu Bai.

This is very important, because with half human blood, she is no longer a cow.

Lu Bai was convinced, "Okay, good man, tell me, why is it your birthday today?"

"Qiqiao Festival, Qiqiao Festival is to celebrate the birthday of the cow, and others hang wild wreaths on the horns of the cow, thanking the cow for letting the cowherd put on the cowhide and fly up to meet the weaver girl." The big black cow pointed to himself, "I don't care what I do. It’s half a bull, right? Don’t congratulate me.”

Lu Bai suddenly understood.

Indeed, there are also legends of Cowherd and Weaver Girl in this world, which are almost exactly the same as those in the previous life.The customs of Qiqiao Festival are almost exactly the same, which is equivalent to Valentine's Day in the previous life.

"Okay, what gift do you want to congratulate, you half-fanned cow?" Lu Bai asked.

The big black cow stretched out two fingers, "I've been short of money recently, give me some."

Lu Bai wondered, "Why are you short of money again?"

Da Hei Niu was helpless, "The medicinal wine you brewed is so delicious, I have already finished drinking the four altars."

After Gu Qinghuan took over the winery, in order to prevent his disciples from drinking too much, he made a rule: disciples of Haoqimen have a monthly limit of four jars of wine, and if they run out, they have to pay for it if they want to drink.And the big black cow drank like a cow, and she had run out of it in just seven days.

Lu Bai suddenly nodded.

The grandson of Da Hei Niu, this is not using medicinal wine to practice kung fu, she is using medicinal wine to practice drinking.

But then again—

"I'll give you a hammer! To celebrate your uncle's birthday, and you didn't donate your skin, let me go after Zhinu, why should I give you money?" Lu Bai told her to leave as soon as possible.

The big black cow blinked, "Old Lu, are you a brother? We agreed to share the difficulties and share the blessings. Let me tell you, I can even share with you all the men in the 45th house in the future—"

"stop!"

Lu Bai told him to stop, "As long as you don't share the 45th room, I will give you a jar of wine. But it has to be agreed, you have to drink it slowly, this is your medicinal wine for half a month."

Da Hei Niu agreed, "I'm not sure if I agree with the wine or not."

The medicinal wine has been seducing her, but she can't guarantee that she can control it.

"Okay, ask me for it later." Lu Bai said.

Da Hei Niu was puzzled, "Don't, just now, strike while the iron is hot, boil the raw rice and become the culprit—"

"The first offender is your grandma!"

Lu Baihua hadn't fallen completely yet, and he kicked it out, causing the big black cow who was caught off guard to fall flat on the sand.

"Old Lu, I hate you!" The big black cow cursed him.

Lu Bai felt that Da Hei Niu's curse was really poisonous, "It's not as bad as my family."

He turned and walked towards the hut.

"Hey, wine, what are you going to do?" the big black cow urged.

Lu Bai didn't turn his head back, "I'm going to pee!"

The ones behind him didn't urinate at all, so that Lu Bai was not very comfortable, and always felt an unfinished feeling.

Da Hei Niu said firmly: "You are congenital kidney deficiency!"

Lu Bai believed in the evil of the big black cow.

He believed it so much that he was worrying about gains and losses all day long.

In his previous life, he was single and almost became a magician. In this life, he has been sharpening his sword for ten years. He has never tried Frost Blade. If something goes wrong, where will he cry?

On the night of Qixi Festival, on the small hill in the manor, Lu Bai and his family sit and watch Altair and Vega.

Their dinner is wine and a small barbecue.

Lu Bai specially ordered two big kidneys.

Squeak - squeak - squeak -

The aroma of the charcoal grilled meat is overflowing, and the juice flows horizontally, dripping on the charcoal fire from time to time, sparking sparks, which are as bright and beautiful as the stars in the sky.

The big black cow carried a jar of wine, took a sip from time to time, and then greedily asked for the aroma of the meat.

He clearly put this on the table.

The sky is full of stars.

Altair and Vega face each other affectionately across the Tianhe River, which is full of poetic and picturesque under people's imagination.

Suddenly, a gust of cool wind blows——

On the charcoal, a large string of sparks appeared to the left, like iron flowers.

Chapter 2 Seventy

There are masters in the practice realm who cast a sneak attack!

Lu Bai was chatting.

After realizing it, he raised his eyebrows and sent out a wave of thought power to disperse several incoming thoughts.

Then, Lu Bai took a step forward, holding the waist of Gu Qinghuan who was using a brush to dip the barbecue meat with his left hand, turned around, and waved his right hand from time to time.

Under Lu Bai's Nianli knife, the invisible sword energy was all opened up and bounced to the side.

duh!

duh duh!

On the pillars of the wooden pavilion one person thick behind them, many scars appeared out of thin air, like sword marks.

Da Hei Niu, Wang'er and the others stood up in an instant, clenched their knives tightly to be on guard.

It's just that they are okay against warriors, but against practitioners——

It's still a little hot.

When Lu Bai swung his fingers and resisted the endless sword energy, he lifted his foot and flew the charcoal fire of the barbecue. In an instant, there were sparks in the air, like thousands of fireworks blooming. At the same time, these sparks were stimulated by the sword energy. Sword shadow traces appeared.

"Don't parry, get out of the way!"

After Lu Bai gave a deep drink, he pressed Gu Qinghuan's head into his arms, and at the same time raised his right hand.

Gu Qinghuan only felt a warm feeling rushing away from her side.

When she raised her head, she saw fireworks blooming above their heads——Lu Bai used his pure yang power to break up all the charcoal and ignite it at the same time, and all the charcoal fragments were dotted like a starry sky in front of him.

Gorgeous.

"Wine!" Lu Bai greeted.

After dodging a sword shadow in embarrassment, the big black cow threw the wine gourd to Lu Bai.

Lu Bai is now using Chunyang Kung Fu, but in the early stage of Qi training, it is difficult to control the wine gourd with his mind, so he took advantage of the situation and threw the wine gourd to Gu Qinghuan who was in his arms.

Gu Qinghuan opened the wine gourd and fed it to Lu Bai.

Lu Bai raised his head and took a sip, half of the wine went into his throat, and half of the wine flowed down his chin and along his neck to his chest.

Passively hung up!

"Good wine!"

Lu Bai yelled, leaped into the air, and waved his right hand——

An invisible sword net appeared in front of him.

The power is fully displayed when the Qi is practiced in a perfect state.

The sword shadow flitting across the sparks in the sky will be bounced back after encountering this sword net, and will shoot out with sparks.

"Humph!"

Lu Bai stood between the sky.

The night wind fluttered his clothes and Gu Qinghuan's sleeves violently.

Looking at the dark night sky, "Unexpectedly, a practitioner in the Qi refining period is actually a coward who sneaks in secretly."