CIATB Chapter 337 Repair Minister
Chapter 337 Repair Minister
After Yang Zhuo left, Changsun Wuji was stunned for a long time!
"Snapped!"
"Extremely nasty!"
Changsun Wuji was so violent that he threw his teacup on the ground!
Trembling with anger!
"Yang Zhuo! The old man will wait and see with you!"
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Yang Zhuo left Changsun Wuji's residence and walked on Chang'an Street.
At this time, I happened to meet Li Shimin's chariot and horse.
"Son-in-law! Why are you in Chang'an City!" Li Shimin opened the curtain in surprise.
"Oh, anyway, I'm bored, so I'll come out for a walk." Yang Zhuo said.
He didn't tell Li Shimin that he came here today to settle accounts with Zhangsun Wuji!
"Come, come! I have something to worry about! I just met you!"
Li Shimin got out of the carriage in a hurry, pulled Yang Zhuo, and went to the nearby restaurant.
Opened a private room and let the waiter serve drinks and dishes.
"Old Li! What's bothering you again? Let's hear it."
Yang Zhuo looked at Li Shimin while drinking slowly.
"It's not those bastards! I'm so mad!" Li Shimin shook his head angrily.
"What's wrong?" Yang Zhuo put down his glass.
"Son-in-law! As you can see, my Tang Dynasty is getting richer and richer. Originally, I can enjoy happiness and don't have to work so hard, but it can't be done!"
"My group of ministers are becoming more and more daring, trying their best to search for delicacies from mountains and seas all day long!"
"I don't know how much money is spent on this!"
"What's even worse is that they actually said that the placenta stew tastes delicious! One by one, eat that disgusting thing! I am very angry!"
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he was very angry!
The ministers under him actually pursue such vulgar things!digusting!Damn it!
"Old Li! Don't be angry, it's human nature to think of lust when you are full!" Yang Zhuo said, shaking his folding fan.
"Son-in-law! Do you have a way to educate them hard?"
Li Shimin looked at Yang Zhuo.
"Of course! This is very simple!" Yang Zhuo smiled slightly.
Li Shimin became more energetic and asked hurriedly.
"What way! Tell me quickly!"
Yang Zhuo smiled slightly, and said: "You will know when the time comes, but you have to do what I say, and you have to make them do it seriously!"
"I guarantee that after this education, they will never pursue perverted delicacies again!"
"Okay! Son-in-law, tell me, what should I do?!" Li Shimin looked at Yang Zhuo seriously.
He knows that Yang Zhuo's methods of torturing people have always been very clever!
This time, he will teach these ministers a lesson!Rectify and rectify the atmosphere!
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Palace, Royal Garden.
The ministers were summoned by Li Shimin to wait in the imperial garden.
"Why does His Majesty let us wait here? What is this going to do?"
"I don't know! Your Majesty doesn't know what he is going to do! Leave us here!"
"My family just got a good elk placenta! I haven't had time to eat it yet!"
"That's right, my wife specially found delicious food for the old man! The old man didn't even eat it!"
Ministers, there was a lot of discussion.
"His Majesty is here!"
The father-in-law sang loudly.
Li Shimin, dressed in a majestic dragon robe, walked towards this side.
"All blessings, Your Majesty!"
The ministers bowed to Li Shimin.
"Exemption."
"The reason why I asked you to come here today is because there is something important to do, and I want you to do it."
Li Shimin said slowly.
Ministers, bow their heads and listen respectfully. They don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Li Shimin's gourd.
"I see that the ministers are becoming more and more mellow and rich. If this continues, it is easy to get three highs! Therefore, for the sake of your health, I specially ask you to come here to clean up and clean up!
What?Qingxiu?
Isn't that what Taoist priests do? !
"Before the Qingxiu, you should first practice yoga to clear the meridians!"
Li Shimin smiled.
what?
yoga?
What is yoga?Why haven't you heard of it? !
"Your Majesty, what is this yoga?"
The ministers looked at Li Shimin in puzzlement.
"Oh! This yoga! It's similar to Taijiquan, it exercises your body! It can help you open up your tendons!" Li Shimin smiled.
Taijiquan, these ministers are clear, just hit and kick casually, it's very simple!
This yoga is the same as Tai Chi, and it is [-]% simple!
"Thank you, Your Majesty, Long En! Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern!"
Ministers, I heard that yoga is similar to Tai Chi, so I feel relieved!
"Come here! Get on the yoga mat!"
After Li Shimin finished speaking, the eunuchs spread the yoga mats behind the ministers one by one.
"You sit on the mat and practice." Li Shimin said.
Ministers, what a joy!
Very good!
This yoga is easier than Tai Chi!I can still sit and practice!
"This yoga mat is quite soft! It's very comfortable to sit on!"
"Yeah! It's really good! It's so comfortable!"
"Great! So comfortable! Just tired of standing!"
Ministers, please open your mouth with a smile.
Li Shimin looked at the ministers, looked at their smiling faces, and couldn't help but snort coldly.
Laugh!You can laugh!Later, when you cry!
Hahaha!Let you usually pursue your appetite, and today's yoga will let you understand it!
On weekdays, be taboo!Can't indulge!
"Teacher Dani! You teach them how to practice yoga!"
Li Shimin smiled and looked at the yoga teacher beside him!
This is Yang Zhuo's specially arranged teacher, Yangjiazhuang yoga expert, Danni!
Ministers, look at Dani, this girl looks good, has a good figure, and this dress is also quite sexy!
When she was enjoying watching, Dani said to the assistant.
"You guys, teach them one by one, let them make the movements standard!"
"Okay! Teacher!"
The assistants went to the officials one after another.
"Come on! First move! Split!"
do the splits? ?
Ministers, before they could react, they were suddenly pushed down by the teaching assistant!
Shout out in pain!
"what!"
"It hurts!"
"It hurts!"
Li Shimin was in the back, eating fruit while listening to the screams of the ministers over there, couldn't help laughing.
This Yang Zhuo, tossing people, has a way!
Half an hour later, the ministers were so tormented!
Li Shimin clapped his hands and went to the training ground.
As soon as I got there, I saw the ministers, sweating profusely, holding their legs!
"My dear friends, how do you feel? If you feel that the meridian has not been opened, I will ask Teacher Danni to teach you again." Li Shimin smiled slightly.
The ministers shook their heads in shock.
"Enough! Enough! I've made it! It's done!"
Ministers, hurriedly said.
Just now is enough!If they do it again, they will have to die here!
"Since that's the case, let's officially start the clean-up!"
Li Shimin said with a smile.
Ministers, this is a sigh of relief!
Finally made it through!
How is this yoga the same as Tai Chi? ? !
This yoga is obviously a big torture!
"Your Majesty, how long will the minister need to clean up?"
"Yes! Your Majesty, please clarify!"
Ministers, touch your stomach, you are hungry!
"Soon, soon, starting from today, it will only be two days!" Li Shimin said.
Ministers...
"Your Majesty, can I have something to eat before cleaning up! I will faint when I am hungry."
"That's right! Your Majesty, I'm so hungry!"
Ministers, hurriedly said.
Li Shimin snorted coldly in his heart, but smiled, and said: "How can it be done! Since it is a cleansing practice, the stomach and intestines will naturally follow the cleansing practice!"
"Su Rujiang! You are here to accompany all the lovers. You are not allowed to eat until you finish your cultivation."
Li Shimin said.
"Yes! Your Majesty!" Eunuch Su nodded hurriedly.
Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction, and looked at the minister: "Cultivate well, I will deal with the government affairs!"
After speaking, Li Shimin left!
The ministers watched Li Shimin leave speechlessly in a daze!
What is this? !
Let them sit in the sun without food or drink? !
Time passed little by little, and the sun went down in a flash. Ministers, I have been hungry for most of the day, and I am already hungry!
"Eunuch Su, please go and report to His Majesty, just say, we have finished cleaning up, let us go back."
"Yes! Eunuch Su, go and report it."
Ministers, beg Su Rujiang.
Su Rujiang naturally understood Li Shimin's original intention, and said with a smile.
"Your Majesty is just obeying His Majesty's orders. Your Majesty let your servants watch, but your servants don't dare to run around. It would be a great sin if they affect the adults' cleanliness!"
Ministers, are speechless by Eunuch Su's words!
There is no way, endure the hunger, and sit down!
Messing around is called disobedience to His Majesty's order, and you will be punished again!
Ministers, continue to sit, looking at the stars in the sky, while thinking about the food at home!
"Usually when the old man is hungry, my little concubine will come with lotus seed soup and braised pork!"
"My aunt does too. I eat supper every night! It tastes really good!"
Ministers, starved and paralyzed on the mat, thinking about the ordinary food at home over and over again!
My stomach growled while thinking.
After finally staying up until dawn, the ministers are already starving!
At noon, the ministers fainted a lot!
Su Rujiang hurriedly sent someone to report to Li Shimin.
In Xuanzheng Hall, Yang Zhuozheng and Li Shimin were sitting drinking tea together.
"Your Majesty! In the imperial garden, the ministers of Qingxiu fainted a lot!" A eunuch reported.
Li Shimin and Yang Zhuo looked at each other and smiled.
"It's almost ready! I guess they will remember this feeling of hunger for the rest of their lives!"
Yang Zhuo smiled.
Li Shimin nodded: "Yes! These ministers are usually pampered, but this time they have suffered a lot!"
"Then son-in-law, what should we do next!" Li Shimin looked at Yang Zhuo.
"Easy! Give them something to eat!"
Yang Zhuo said leisurely.
Li Shimin nodded and said to the eunuch.
"Command down! Prepare supper!"
Yang Zhuo hurriedly stopped him, saying, "Old Li! You can't do this!"
Li Shimin was slightly taken aback!
"Son-in-law! Didn't you just say to give them food?"
Li Shimin looked at Yang Zhuo suspiciously.
"Old Li! What I said was indeed for them to eat, but I didn't say, give them delicious food!"
Yang Zhuo smiled.
Li Shimin: What? ?