How did I become king

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In the distance, there are thousands of lights, and the world is peaceful and silent.

Suddenly, Lu Gan's figure flashed, appeared on the sky prison, and landed.

"Huh? Your Majesty?!"

The prison guards were alert, looked up, and found that it was Lu Gan who came, and immediately stood up in awe, and wanted to salute.

Lu Gan waved his hand, stepped out, and walked into the dungeon.

Floating through the deep and dark aisle, straight into the depths of the dungeon, in the dim candlelight, a wooden table came into view.

At this time, a red-nosed old man in a gray robe was lying in the chair beside the table, hugging the wine jar, and fell asleep soundly and soundly.

Seeing this scene, Lu Gan smiled, without saying a word, he teleported over, kicked the grand master's chair over.

boom.

The red-nosed old man was kicked to the ground, the wine jar in his arms shattered to the ground, and the wine was spilled all over the floor, and the rich aroma of wine immediately overflowed.

"Which bastard, court death!"

The old red-nosed Taoist was furious, his whole body flashed with a dark green aura, he turned over, and when he took a closer look, he found that it was Lu Gan.

"Hey, it turns out that it is our handsome and invincible His Majesty! The old minister is rude!"

The red-nosed old man immediately smiled like a chrysanthemum with an angry face.

"Old Taoist Xing, your flattering skills are even worse than Cao Dun's. Besides, you scolded me just now, which is a heinous crime. I decided to deduct three years of your salary."

Lu Gan smiled, helped the overturned chair, and sat casually on the bench beside the table.

"Wow! Your Majesty, you are still so stingy, mean, and black-hearted! You ruined my jar of old wine, and you still want to deduct my salary? How will I go to Tianxiang Pavilion in the future?"

Xing Laodao's eyes widened, his face full of pain.

"It's just wine. I'll pay you back. This is the fairy wine brought back from the devil world. Take a few sips and keep it safe. From now on, you will only think about good wine, even the beauties in Tianxiang Pavilion."

Lu Gan casually took out a few jugs, picked up a broken porcelain bowl from the table, and poured a bowl for Xing Laodao.

Immediately, a wisp of refreshing wine fragrance penetrated into the nostrils.

"Good wine!"

Xing Laodao's eyes lit up, and he immediately forgot about the deduction of salary, picked up the wine bowl and took a sip.

Immediately, his eyes widened and his whole body became stiff, as if he had been immobilized.

grunt.

Xing Laodao gulped down the wine, then burst into tears, and sighed up to the sky: "Why did you allow me to drink such an excellent wine! In the future, if I don't have such a good wine, what should I do! What should I do! Your Majesty, why don't you bring back a few more pots!"

"..."

Lu Gan was speechless, shook his head, poured himself a bowl, and took a sip.

As soon as it enters the throat, it is soft, and the aroma of thousands of wines rushes to the heart, which makes people have endless aftertaste. It is indeed the best wine.

"Hey, Your Majesty, you are a busy person, Rili Wanji, in the middle of the night, you don't go to sleep with the beautiful concubine, you come here to find me, a bad old man, is it because of that disharmony?"

Xing Laodao drank his wine, squinted over, and smiled a little wretchedly.

"Nonsense, I hit two hundred each, and there is no problem for three days and three nights."

Lu Gan rolled his eyes at him.

"why?"

Xing Laodao was a little curious.

Lu Gan put down the wine bowl in his hand, looked a little solemn, and said four words slowly:

"Because... I'm a little uneasy."

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"disturbed?"

Hearing Lu Gan's words, Xing Laodao froze for a moment, his expression became solemn, he put down his wine glass and asked, "Why are you uneasy?"

Lu Gan didn't answer right away.

In the dark sky prison cell, the dim light of the candlelight and the dark red streamer of the magic circle shone on his face, showing a bit of dignity.

After a while, Lu Gan picked up the wine bowl, took a sip, and said slowly: "In two days, I will ascend the world and enter the fairy court."

"That's a good thing, ascending to the Immortal Court, ranking in the Immortal Class, living forever, at ease."

Xing Laodao was a little puzzled.

Lu Gan shook his head: "The Immortal Court is a big quagmire. The five immortal emperors are fighting openly and secretly, and the demon ancestors of the demon world, the strange source of magic, and even more involved the catastrophe of heaven and earth. Once you fly up to the Immortal Court, it will fall into the rough sea like a flat boat. , in the huge vortex, if you are not careful, you will be smashed to pieces."

"It's okay, a few years ago, you were not just a small headhunter. In Shashui County, the county magistrate Wei Ling, Xie Anping, Zhou Hongyuan, Bailikuang, who didn't just crush you to death, but you still mentioned it the same way. Come here, and get promoted and get rich along the way."

Xing Laodao smiled and comforted.

"Different."

Lu Gan shook his head, his eyes revealed a trace of deepness: "I used to be barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, so I was determined to forge ahead, defiant, and cut a life and death path. But now, I have a whole family behind me, as well as wives, concubines, and concubines. I have a pair of children, and I worry too much."

Hearing what he said, Xing Laodao was stunned.

Suddenly, he smiled in relief, and patted Lu Gan on the shoulder: "Old Lu, you have grown up!"

In the past, Lu Gan was the arrogant and domineering Ninth-Rank Lu Tutou, who could speak out when he disagreed with others and greet other people's mothers. Now, he is the majestic king of a country, and he is already a husband and a father.

At this time, he suddenly understood why Lu Gan came to drink with him in the middle of the night. It was indeed because of these words that he could only talk to him and talk to him.

"Are there many enemies in the fairy court?"

Xing Laodao filled Lu Gan with wine and asked.

"Not many, just one. No, it should be one and a half."

Lu Gan picked up the wine bowl, took a sip of the wine, thought for a moment, and replied.

The Chaos Heavenly Emperor counts as one, and the Yuanshi Emperor, who hides in the dark and is not clear whether he is an enemy or a friend, counts as half.

"How strong is that enemy?"

Xing Laodao asked again.

"Immortal Emperor."

Lu Gan narrowed his eyes slightly, put down his wine bowl and said, "One of the five immortal emperors in the Immortal Court, his cultivation base is extremely powerful, and he dominates the existence of the Three Realms. The reason why I am so anxious to ascend is that I am afraid that the Emperor of Chaos will send someone to kill him." Longevity Realm."

"So fierce? Hey, no, based on the old man's many years of escape experience, your enemy is so powerful, then you should have some helpers, otherwise you wouldn't be able to live now."

Xing Laodao frowned.

"There are a few."

Lu Gan nodded, frowning and counting: "One is the goddess of the sea, who is an existence at the level of the emperor, and the other is the emperor Lisha, who is also the emperor. The other half is the fairy Hongtian, one of the five immortal emperors. I have her love thread of myriad calamities in my hand, if I die, she should save me once or twice, and then force me to cut off the love thread, and cut off this karma."

"Why are they all women?"

Xing Laodao froze for a moment, and immediately discovered the blind spot.

"Uh...it's not important."

Lu Gan took another sip of his wine, frowned and continued, "The point is, these helpers were brought by Emperor Yuanshi, and they are not very stable."

"Is that so?"

Xing Laodao put down the wine bowl in his hand, tapped on the wooden table, and fell into deep thought.

Lu Gan didn't speak either, and quietly frowned and drank.

Then a thin gray mouse crawled past their feet, came under the table, and began to lick the drink that had just been spilled.

Xing Laodao frowned, grabbed the mouse casually, and took out a bronze tripod from his pocket, and put it on the table.

Then, the cauldron cover was uncovered and the mouse was put in.

After a while, a golden centipede with long thumbs and thin chopsticks emerged from the body of the tripod, circling around the gray mouse, scaring the mouse so much that it dared not move.

"Old Lu, you are this mouse now. Entering the Immortal Courtyard is like entering this sacred wood treasure tripod. This golden centipede is the Immortal Emperor. You have nowhere to escape, so you are uneasy. Right?"

Xing Laodao pointed to the Shenmu Baoding and asked.

"Ah."

Lu Gan nodded without denying it.

"That's very simple, just find a backer and fish you out of the cauldron." Xing Laodao said, stretched out his hand to catch the mouse out of the cauldron, and threw it away.

"You mean, find a backer?"

Lu Gan asked with a frown.

"That's right! Back then, you had Li Feng, the chief arrester of Qingyang County, as your backer, so you ran rampant in Qingyang County. Later, when you became the chief arrester, you had Zhao Xuanji as your backer, so you slaughtered all directions, and went all the way to the sky. The same is true in the officialdom, and the same is true in the fairy court. As the old saying goes, a person should have a backer, if a mortal has a backer, he will be rich and honored in his life, and if a monk has it, he will have no worries in his life."

Xing Laodao talked eloquently.

"Then, who is suitable to be my backer?" After hearing this, Lu Gan's eyes flashed brightly.

"Of course it's Fairy Hongtian!"

Xing Laodao replied without hesitation: "Only the Immortal Emperor can defeat the Immortal Emperor! What do you hold in your hand now?"

"Thousands of loves are equivalent to something that owes me a favor." Lu Gan explained.

"This is easy to do!"

Xing Laodao slapped the table, and his eyes lit up: "When you arrive at Xianting, find this Hongtian fairy, rush to her directly, recognize her as a sister, recognize her as a younger sister, recognize her as a wife, recognize her as a godmother, and even It doesn't matter to your own mother! With your superb means of eating soft food, once you succeed, the Chaos Emperor will be a ball!"

"Isn't this... just eating soft rice?"

Lu Gan froze for a moment.

Xing Laodao shook his head and smiled: "Old Lu, you just haven't changed your mind. What if you become the king of a country, so what about the Ninety-Five Supreme Beings? You still have to eat the soft rice you should eat. Besides, you eat it for yourself." Is someone else soft? You are for your imperial concubine! You are for your second daughter who was just born and are waiting to be fed! You are for the hundreds of millions of Li people who have done a lot! You are for the righteousness and righteousness of the alliance! You are for the whole longevity The vast living beings in the world! You have immeasurable merit!"

At the end, Xing Laodao stood on the table, his old face flushed, and he almost raised his arms.

"..."

Hearing what Xing Laodao said, Lu Gan was stunned for a moment, then smiled, nodded slowly, and asked, "Then, to be on the safe side, I should eat a few more bowls of soft rice, it should be no problem."

(⊙_⊙)

Xing Laodao was stunned on the spot, staring at Lu Gan, dumbfounded, and after a long time he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Old Lu, you are indeed a ghost! You can imagine all this, amazing! Admire!"

Afterwards, he sat down, shook his head and sighed: "However, if you can eat several bowls of rice at the same time, after I die, I will write you a letter of obedience when I go to the King of Hades to increase your lifespan by 3 years." ! Back in the day, the old man was gentle and elegant, killing all female creatures in the Dayou Imperial Palace, but he couldn’t reach this level. I’m afraid you can’t.”

"...Old Xing, you have a thick skin."

Lu Gan squinted over and was speechless for a while.

"Hahaha, each other! Come on, drink! Have a good drink tonight!"

Xing Laodao laughed and raised his wine bowl.

"Okay! Drink to your heart's content!"

Lu Gan also raised his wine bowl.

"I wish you, Lao Lu, a successful ascension, eat the soft food of Immortal Emperor Hongtian as soon as possible, and kill the Emperor Chaos!"

"That's right! Get rid of the Chaos Emperor as soon as possible!"

Ding!

When the wine bowls collided, Lu Gan and Xing Laodao raised their heads, drank it all in one gulp, looked at each other and laughed.

Afterwards, the two drank heartily.

In the prison, the laughter of the two came from time to time.

for example:

"Old Lu, that hehehehe, you will ascend to the Immortal Court in the future, if you have time, I will take a look for this old man, what kind of peerless and beautiful fairies are suitable for this old man, please help me match them up."

"Which?"

"Hey hey, who is a decent person who only marries one woman?"

"There is some truth in what you say! Haha, how many peerless fairies do you want?"