Put on a vest for a better world

Chapter 137

It's been a thousand years, and all bad things have been done, okay? "

"Hahahaha, don't be so pessimistic~ Maybe all of them have rotted into dead bones. Entering the Garden of Nurgle means abandoning their identity as beings of the Nine Realms, and they will die~"

"...You have received bribes from people over and over again, but you really hope that they will never return."

The smell of crumbs was too strong.

"It's spring, there must be a lot of newborn demons, come here, I'll cut a few tons of meat to enlighten them."

"Yaozu, are you changing the subject? Also, you see that you are going to cut a batch of big ones recently, so how about giving them to you?"

"I don't want it! The product of Nurgle Garden that smells like mud has already reached the point where I would throw up just by looking at it!"

"Ugh—I want to..."

The conjured mouth on Yingzhao's forehead was also filled with the "meat" obtained from killing the monsters in the Mud Realm.

"No talking during meals."

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Now, hundreds of versions have been circulated in the demon world about "Anecdotes about Xi Changsheng and Hu Zang".

The banshee whose body disintegrated into hundreds of millions came to the demon world from the mud world and successfully escaped from the Zhen'e Temple where the demon ancestor lived, heard a comprehensive version of sixteen rumors in front of the gate of the demon world where she planned to smuggle into the human world.

Huang Liyao: "I heard that the ruthless sword Zun Xi Changsheng gave birth to hundreds of children to the bearded demon emperor."

Cuckoo: "It's nonsense, it's obviously one ethnic group, there are thousands of them."

Magpie: "Oh~ I have to say, as a human being, the Ruthless Sword Master is really powerful. I remember that human beings are born of viviparous, so he is really strong."

Crow: "What nonsense are they talking about, they are obviously two little foxes, one male and one female... I saw it with my own eyes, Quack—"

"Brother Crow has a connection, awesome—tell us what the little foxes look like and what color are they?"

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The mourning banshee didn't plan to go to the human world anymore, she covered her mouth like an eighth woman who overheard all the dirty things about Guangfeng Jiyue's neighbor's house, and tried her best to control her scattered facial features and distorted expression.

Then she kept hundreds of millions of herself condensed together, and returned to Zhen'e Hall in a state where the blind could see.

Really unable to eat, Yingzhao lying on the ground with his stomach in his arms as if in labor, took out the meat grinder, ready to fill Yingzhao's crumb demon ancestors, and the two mourning banshees who swaggered back to Zhen'e Hall:·· ····

The banshee flicked her hair: "Hi~~~"

Yaozu and Yingzhao conditioned reflex: "Hi—"

Then the Banshee fled back to the Mud Realm at the fastest speed, and the demon ancestor only left 90.00% of her body tissue, hundreds of millions of her.

Yingzhao: "Does Zhen'e Palace finally need to recruit gatekeepers?"

Yaozu: "My God! There is no extra budget at all, I bought all the barbecue ingredients."

"Yaozu, let's sell the meat, it will take a long time for you to sell meat..."

Not to mention the Zhen'e Palace in the Demon Realm that is about to become lively, the first thing the Banshee reported when she returned to the Nigen Realm was that she shook the whole world: "Great master, you are that shiny green color!"

Chapter 131

◎Yaozu, you know me well. ◎

"Yao Zu, you know me well, I am not interested in human beings."

"Yaozu, you know me well, that's Xi Changsheng, I don't have the guts."

"Yaozu, you know me well. If I do it, I will just stay where I am and brag."

The boss of the bull demon on the side was furious: "Who are you bragging about?"

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Hu Zha used the prototype to make a groundhog scream: "AH!!!"

The demon ancestor covered his ears and shouted: "So who is it? Who stole the human with a beard? Can a canine human be stolen? Stand up and explain yourself. If I find out, you will die! "

Also shouted an octave higher and replied: "Yao Zu, you know me!"

Hu Zang: "Ah! Ah!!! Ah!!!"

It was originally the day when Hu Zang came to Zhen'e Hall to be enshrined, but when he left, he found that Lao Liu had disappeared...

Yingzhao complained loudly in the chaotic scene: "That's Xi Changsheng, what are you worried about, should we worry about the weak and pitiful Yaozu?"

Hu Zang no longer uttered the strange cry that directly reached the demon's heart, and mumbled indistinctly at a fast speed: "Gao Sheng Sheng."

Then suddenly: "This seat wants to usurp the throne!"

The scene was suddenly silent.

Yaozu: "... Am I broken? Did this rebellion come too suddenly?"

Instead of fighting directly, Hu Zang's unreasonably strong momentum won him an impassioned speech.

"It's natural for carnivores to eat herbivores, and it's also natural for herbivores to eat green leaves. Tell me, how long has it been? How long have you not chased 'food' unscrupulously, and didn't ask the leaves first when you gnawed them? "

The carnivorous leopard who came to see the high-ranking monster clan who was entrusted with excitement interrupted: "This is too dangerous, maybe it will be counter-killed..."

Hu Zang roared: "It's useless to be counter-killed, and it deserves to be counter-attacked. Also, don't interrupt when I'm talking, don't fuck, interrupt!"

"Natural selection, survival of the fittest, we have followed instincts for thousands of years, and these instincts have made us strong. But look at the current demon world, laughing to death. There is harmony everywhere, no blood and courage, suppressed instincts, tigers Is a leopard still a tiger or a leopard? Is a rabbit and a pheasant, who don’t have to pay everything to escape and forget all their survival instincts, still a demon? When humans come to fight, the entire demon world will only be reduced to being a pet!······ "

What is your favorite canine talking about?Hiss, this slot can only be held back, it is so painful!

"...The current situation is all blamed on the demon ancestor! The reason why human beings are so powerful is because they eat what is above them and what is below them, but what about us? The flesh and blood used to enlighten the spirit was cut from the demon ancestor. You have to cultivate to the Demon Emperor to have the right to know about this, and those below us in the Demon Realm are ignorant of those above us. Bah! Disgusting! This is simply self-importance, and there is no survival of the fittest at all, how can our Demon Race progress?"

Thirteen was overjoyed, extremely excited, here it is, old ten must know that my life is not easy, so he usurped my seat to make my life easier, good brother, give me such a big gift as soon as you come , As expected we have the same mind.

The old ten is thinking in his heart, huh, I am still the villain boy. According to the strength of the vest, I will definitely not succeed in usurping the throne. When the time comes to be suppressed by the demon ancestors, I will have a reason not to return to the demon world and go to Nima's blind date Wheel battle... Where did Lao Liu go?

In order to be able to play chess with 31 normally, and considering the possibility that each of them might have a family, the deity has already cut off the spiritual channel, and the old ten and thirteen exchanged a lonely look...

"Arrogance! I am honored as the demon ancestor because of his sacrifice. An ignorant child dares to speak nonsense. I will swallow you asshole fox today, and those who are ungrateful will be punished—" The violent heroic move was shown by the original demon ancestor. Ass arched to the side.

Its state is distorted, and its shape is fake, but it is extremely ethereal, and awe emerges spontaneously. The prototype of the demon ancestor is a unicorn composed of clouds and mists. It is both real and illusory. It is a natural holy thing... just The belly is sagging and a little fat.

"It's really my fault that the monster lost its nature, and there are no gaps in Hu Zang's words."

The unicorn, who is as big as the demon ancestor, hangs his head down, as if he is heartbroken.

The corners of Hu Zang's eyes twitched, emitting electric waves, brother, this is different from what was agreed.

Thirteen got the hint, shook his head, and said that everything was left to me.

Hu Zang then shouted loudly: "I want to bring bloody smell to this stagnant demon world. Chaos, biting, and fighting for survival are demons, oh———"

Come on, refute me, it's all the speeches of the scumbag villain, after I finish speaking, I'm going to go find Lao Liu, where did this person go?

"Yes, fight with the sky, fight with the earth, fight with life! My monster race will never be a slave!"

A few big monsters who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic followed, Hu Zun felt that something was wrong.

"The leader of the demon clan should be wise, so as long as Hu Zang, the demon emperor of Western Tibet, answers one of my questions correctly, then he will be the new demon ancestor."

Oh, in order to convince the big monsters, don't you need to use incomparable force to determine the outcome?Hi - I'm sure I can't get it right anyway.

"Iron Eater went out to buy potatoes in the demon market in the morning, dug potatoes in the field at noon, and received potatoes from neighbors in the afternoon. May I ask what Iron Eater has for dinner?"

Hu Zang: "... bamboo shoots?"

"correct answer!"

Yaozu is like a prisoner who has finally been released after sitting in prison for N years. He is overjoyed at Hu Zang's usurping the throne, and is more active than anyone else in arranging Hu Zang's succession.

As for Hu Zang's obvious expression of rejection and constipation, Wu Yao didn't care.

When the news came back to Qingqiu, the patriarch's grandfather almost pouted with joy, and immediately rushed to Zhen'e Hall to participate in the succession ceremony. As for finding the missing "Xi Changsheng", who is it?

It was too fast, everything happened suddenly and suddenly, because of the auspicious time or something, the Yaozu didn't care at all.

"Have the ability, really have the ability, have the ability..."

The elder of the Qingqiu tribe felt very relieved, tears blurred his fox eyes, and the past kept appearing before his eyes.

Before he could sink into memories, old friends from other monster races came over to meet and reminisce.

"It's still you who have vision, Hu Di, a kid who has made a lot of money since he was a child."

"Hey~ You can't call me that, no matter your cultivation level or status, you should call him 'Your Majesty' now—"

"exactly!"

"Have skills, have skills..."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

A group of old foxes in various senses got together and issued strange