CIATB Chapter 1
Chapter 1
"Ghosts in Women's Clothing and Gods in Women's Clothing" Author: gelato
Feces and flowers, I feel like a good match
Chaoni has always felt that the word "beautiful as a fairy" is extremely false when used to describe people, because no one has really seen a fairy.
Until he met the beautiful big sister in front of him.
At the first glance, he thought: Ah, although I have never seen a fairy, it must be so beautiful.
He was so beautiful that every one of him would be straightened.
Seeing Chaoni staring at her blankly, the big beauty showed a trace of concern: "Little devil, are you... are you okay? Are you frightened?"
Scared?
Chaoni came back to his senses, and said with a sneer, "I'm more or less scary, but you spoiled my good deeds, big...sister."
Chaoni always called aunt or aunt to women over 18 years old, but the one in front of him was so beautiful that he abandoned his conscience.
The big beauty was full of doubts.
This is also a normal reaction, after all 3 minutes ago——
Asana, wearing a cute miniskirt as always, with cute waist-length ponytails, was squeezed into the elevator.
Next to "just happens" is a wretched burly man, looking at the 14-year-old "little loli" with malicious intent.
The wretched man's hand was touching the skirt of the cute and weak Chaoni, and he was about to "succeed", but a big beauty behind him grabbed the big man.
"Crack" The sound of broken bones was drowned out by the noise of the crowd.
The elevator door opened, and the wretched man who was crying in pain ran away howling.
Facing the puzzled face of the beauty's elder sister, Chaoni didn't bother to explain, and sighed in her heart that "a face full of question marks can't stop her beauty". Beauty's hand--
But his intention was to pass through.
"You!? Are you a ghost hunter?" Chao Ni was so shocked that he forgot to withdraw his hand.
However, it may also be to take advantage of the opportunity.The hand of the big beauty is very white and tender. If it was a man, Chao Ni might not only not take it back, but would take the initiative to touch it twice.
He felt that he was dazzled by the beauty, and even this kind of hooligan thoughts that had never appeared before came to him.
"That's right, but I don't have any spiritual power. I can only distinguish ghosts." The big beauty was a little amused, her palm turned to Chaoni's hand, and she lifted it up and gently held him, as if confirming the real existence of the touch, " So, do you think I'm an ordinary person and want to scare me?"
Ordinary people can't see or touch a ghost under normal circumstances, unless the ghost is active.Just now, Chaoni wanted the beauty to only see him, but he couldn't touch it. It produced the effect of a ghost penetrating the human body, which is very effective in scaring people.
However, if a ghost meets a ghost hunter, it cannot do as it pleases.If you bump into someone stronger than you, the other party will catch ghosts as soon as they want, and destroy them as soon as they want.
The beauty seemed to have thought of this rule, and she was a little bit surprised: "I'm so weak that I don't even have spiritual power, you..."
Chaoni replied thoughtfully: "Yes, a weak scumbag like me can only fish for law enforcement to earn a little salary. Like obscene crimes, it's not worth a lot of money if you catch it, and you confused it ..." The tone was getting worse and worse.
In this world, if a person dies and still has false thoughts, he will turn into a ghost.
Ghosts are born full of hostility, and the stronger the ghost, the more hostile it is, and the more it can hurt people.But ghost hunters can release aura to purify the hostility of ghosts.
After the ghost is purified, you can choose to be an upright and bright ghost, have a legal "citizen" status under the protection of the Ghost Hunters Association, and work together with the Ghost Hunters to save more innocent people.Strong ghosts can help catch other dark ghosts that have not been purified; weak ghosts can also do a little help to make money for a living, such as punishing bad guys, scaring criminals, etc., in exchange for yin virtue.Yin virtue circulates among ghosts and ghost hunters, and its function is equivalent to money.
Chao Ni was born weak and turned into shit.
With his weak body, he can't beat all other ghosts, and he is also unreliable in fighting the evil black forces of human beings. He can only earn Yinde by seducing gangsters such as copper smelters to commit crimes.
Although there are many other ways to earn Yinde, he thinks this is the most fun.
It's definitely not because it's so cool to wear a skirt, and it's definitely not because the cute hairstyle like double ponytails is especially suitable for my cute little face.
Let's just pretend he's so self-deceiving.
The big beauty looked at the pitiful look of the little cutie, and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't think you did it on purpose, I was afraid that you would be bullied..."
"Oh, big sister, you are Xi..." Chaoni noticed that the big beauty's chest was very flat, and swallowed "big breasts and no brains", "...I laughed so hard, under normal circumstances, it should be that person who stretched out his hand I found out that I couldn't touch it at all, it was really a 'hell', and then I was scared to death. How could ordinary people bully ghosts?"
The big beauty was a little helpless: "Well, I was meddling in my own business. I'm sorry."
Chao Ni thought: I still have a little self-knowledge, besides, a strange ghost on the street is being bullied, even ghost hunters, there are very few who are so kind-hearted and help out.If this ghost catcher is a man, I will wonder if he is plotting against me.Well, this big beautiful sister must be a good person.Should I just blackmail it?
Chao Ni is shameless: "If an apology is useful, what do you need the police for? You have to pay me!"
He didn't even give him time to respond, and he even quoted the price without authorization: "One obscenity is worth 150 Yinde, and you can buy 5 cups of milk tea! Compensate me! 5 cups of milk tea! I want to drink the most after including the mental damage." Expensive milk tea! Chia pudding, cheese milk cap, taro puree, Ovaltine crunchy, double fruit pulp... Ah, it seems that if you add too much and mix it together, it doesn't taste good, so it's cheaper for you, just add one or two at a time."
The beauty's beautiful dresses are obviously expensive brands, not to mention 5 cups of milk tea, maybe 500 cups can be given away without blinking an eye.
He took out his mobile phone: "Scan the QR code for me? Is 250 yuan enough?"
"Don't just give me money, you have to take me to drink it! I don't have the strength to show my body anymore, and going to drink milk tea will become a supernatural event. You just help the ghost to the end and cover me up." Chaoni Squatting down, hugging the thigh of the big beauty, acting coquettishly and cutely.
Although wearing a miniskirt and squatting in an extremely indecent posture, Chaonai, as a ghost, can actually make the skirt ignore Newton's law-in short, it didn't show up, and it covered Xiao Nei just right.
The beauty couldn't resist, so she had to take Chaoni to the milk tea shop.
He looked at Chaoni's contented expression while biting his straw, and admonished him a little helplessly: "You are such a weak Ming ghost, you are too big-hearted to just leave with strangers casually, right? It’s better to be careful about the disappearance of a beautiful ghost.”
Chao Nixin said: Huh?Is that why the elevator just helped me for no reason?Isn't she really a bad sister?
Chao Ni's tone could not hide the sarcasm: "But big sister, you also look weak, and it's dangerous to meddle in your own business."
Unexpectedly, the big beauty was not angry at all, and even expressed affirmation: "Yes, in fact, I am just a vase in terms of catching ghosts. But the disgusting person just now is just an ordinary person. Then I can still beat it."
"But the person in front of you is not an ordinary person." Suddenly a man with the appearance of a bodyguard appeared.
The man turned his head to look at Chaoni, then faced the big beauty and said seriously: "Although this ghost does not seem to be a threat, but as the sole heir of the family, you must not be alone with ghosts. Anything related to ghosts Be careful in every situation @￥%@%￥...@%..."
Sipping milk tea, Chaoni listened with great interest to the stinky and long babble like family rules, and when the man paused to catch his breath, he interjected and asked, "Are you some famous big shot?"
"Forget it, right, I forgot to introduce myself just now." The beauty just realized that Chao Na mistakenly thought he was an ordinary person, so she naturally understood that the little ghost didn't know him, so she wasn't very surprised.
But the male bodyguard next to him was very shocked: "What?! You don't even know Lord Yan Hong?!"
Master Yan Hong should be a household name in the world of ghosts and ghost hunters.
Chaoni was thoughtful: "Oh, Lord Yanhong looks like this...much more beautiful than the rumors!"
He is not used to complimenting people, especially women, and he is not interested in flattering people.But this is Lord Yan Hong, so she should behave casually.
As we all know, Lord Yan Hong is the only daughter of the head of the Mo family, who is the most powerful ghost hunter.
But the rumor is a vase.Although it is the kind of vase that is so beautiful that weeping ghosts and gods, but in terms of catching ghosts, its role is limited to being a cheerleader or something.Cheering and cheering are not completely useless, after all, it is said that as long as Lord Yanhong is present, no matter how difficult the ghosts are, all the ghost hunters, men and women, will work like chicken blood, and finally return victorious.
"As long as you take a look at Master Yan Hong, you will feel that death is worth it. What is a ghost? Even if you die, it is a great honor to die in front of the goddess!"——all the ghost hunters who have met Master Yan Hong said so.
"Knowing who I am makes your mouth sweeter?" Mo Yanhong smiled, although it was not cold, but there was no warmth, "My name is Mo Yanhong. You can call me whatever you want, don't call me sister anymore. "
She has a good-looking face, no matter how she smiles, she can mess with ghosts.For a moment, Chaonai couldn't tell whether it was because of the nervousness of facing a big man, or because he had been single for many years and suddenly had a crush.
He stuttered in a daze, "Oh... yes... a big man like Master Yan Hong... a little ghost like me is of course hard to get a chance to meet... let alone... ah, would you please I'm drinking milk tea! I'm so lucky, I'm a little